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Reggie
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 Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:38 am Post subject: Heidi Klum and Seal file for divorce ... |
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Heidi Klum and Seal file for divorce after six years of marriage.
Court documents listed her reason as "did you see that fucker's face? What was I thinking?"
Just kidding, actually it was irreconcilable differences. Surprise. |
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OtagoPaul
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| Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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Time for a haircut Reg, your turn for a tilt at Heidi.
(insert dig about her falling standards)
She's got kids though.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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| She's got kids though. |
But she's got money and isn't too bad looking. Send the kids to boarding school. She's German, so make it Military Academy.
I think that Minnesoto (or is it Wisconsin?) was largely settled by German immigrants so she'll feel more at home with Reggie than in Los Angeles.
She's a horrible dresser though. I've yet to see her in overalls, Wellingtons and a tuque.
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OtagoPaul
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She's fucking gorgeous. Too good for us music-stealing layabouts.
Wait, maybe that's it? So many people downloading Kiss From A Rose for free that Seal can't keep Heidi in the manner to which she is accustomed?
Auf Wiedersehen, Seelöwen!
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Reggie
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Despite the obvious physical attraction of "models," I'm uncomfortable with the concept of providing a lavish lifestyle for anyone based upon being "cute."
Naturally I'd feel different if I was the one pulling down the beauty check. |
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Don
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Well, you could go in the opposite direction and be rich and famous for being ugly. Like Steve Buscemi or that guy who played Hellboy. Susan Boyle. And I think that Seal's unusual appearance played some part in making him famous.
No, you're just ordinary. We couldn't pick you out of a line-up if you just robbed a bank. Wanna go rob a bank?
The ones that bother me are those that have a lavish lifestyle for being cute when they aren't. I could name names, but someone would pipe up and argue about one or two. If you're going to make multi-millions for just looking good, everyone should agree that you do. Heidi Klum looks good. Maybe not stunning, but she's almost 40. I bet she was hot enough to boil eggs on from 16 to 20.
edit: and that from 16-20 she was probably so full of herself that you couldn't stand to be around her. I'd probably prefer the newer version. It's better than what I've been getting.
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One who really gets me is that Kardashian woman, the attractive one. Kim?
She's nominally a knockout, be she has this stupid look on her face and so grasping of fame and money that she is hideous in the extreme.
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If all the Kardashians died in a painful, flaming automobile wreck, nary a tear would be shed here.
Plus their dad was the lame, unskilled laywer and pal of the defendant during the murder trial of SuperN OJ Simpson.
Plus I think they ripped off the Cardassians from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. |
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Don
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| I don't find any of the Kardashians attractive. Too much makeup and post-processing. Kim looks like a comic book character.
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| I'd hold the back of her head while she loved me.
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| BarrieB, thou art a true gentleman. |
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OtagoPaul
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You know, Don & I spend a lot of time here at the Peter & Michael of the group, seriously discussing the issues of the day, when you lot burst in like demented Davys & Mickeys, bringing all this comedy down on us.
Makes me mad enough to invent country-rock, goddamit.
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| Who's wearing that stupid fucking wool cap? |
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