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...he also remarks that when he informed her that she was pregnant on the left side she replied, "I think you are mistaken; if it had been on my right side I would come nearer believing it;"--and after further questioning he found, from the patient's observation, that her right genitals were almost invariably used for coitus.
http://www.phreeque.com/myrtle_corbin.html

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BarrieB · Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:33 am Post subject:

Hubby must have slept on the right side of the bed & was to lazy to climb over.

I wonder if both sides had a headache at the same time.

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Sudsman · Grump Joined: 16 Nov 2011 Posts: 113

That's kinda nice, actually. You don't have to get tired of the same pussy every night. Too bad periods happened simultaneously, as they'd be shut down at the same time...but then again, I don't think I'd want the attitude twice a month.

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BarrieB · Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:36 am Post subject:

There's an echo in here.

I'm not surprised by simultaneous periods when women live together their periods tend to synchronise.

I wonder if the one side continued the mensies when the other side was pregnant?

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OtagoPaul · Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:26 pm Post subject:

You guys are putting way to much thought into this.

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BarrieB · Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:25 am Post subject:

What, you haven't imagined a woman that can accommodate 7 men for an adult entertainment DVD?

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OtagoPaul · Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:05 pm Post subject:

Imagined? I'm sure that stuff is easy to find on the old interweb tubes.

Not that I'm fully conversant with such material myself. A, ah, friend mentioned it once. In passing. When she was condemning it in the strongest terms.

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