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Don
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| In my defense, I wrote that autobiography when I was 27. I was naive and my opinions today don't necessarily match my statements then. I would never wear a bowtie and a green suit today. Not together anyway. The golden shower thing is totally true though. Everyone has fetishes and they'll never be accepted if the thousands who share them keep them hidden. And yes, that is my actual penis protruding from my jacket. Much like Chesty Morgan and her 73FF breasts, I can report that it's more trouble than benefit.
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I can take about an hour on the Tower of Power
Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American Dream
With a spindle up my butt 'til it makes me scream
And I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin' 'thank you Fred'
Oh God oh God I'm so fantastic
Thanks to Freddie I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin' down
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Don
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I'm sure it was intentional. Part of what your mom said about comics warping your mind is true. We've already brought up Wonder Woman and her lesbians in bondage-obsessed writer.
Kink was hard to come by in the old days. You got it where you could find it. On the other hand, if you had the money to make it happen, it was probably easier to fulfill your fantasies.
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BarrieB
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The Hershey's kiss reminds me of a video I came across earlier this year involving a woman inserting eggs so that she could expel them into a frying pan.
Why couldn't she just break them on the side of the pan like everyone else.
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Don
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| Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Why couldn't she just break them on the side of the pan like everyone else. |
There's a lot of freaks in this world and somewhere there's someone that gets off on food being served that way. The most ridiculous fetish I've come across recently is women in casts. Usually they aren't even naked. People are strange.
You don't see this kind of stuff among animals, although I have my suspicions about crotch-sniffing, knee-humping dogs. You just know that Lassie got off on the dangerous stuff. Rin Tin Tin? Totally into it for the bitches.
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That's an odd place to park your rocking chairs when you've got a perfectly good porch to put them on. Superboy looks a little bit light in the loafers too.
They must have had the Summer interns do the artwork on this one.
I can accept golden shower man but there's no way I'll believe that the captions on the Superboy cover are real. Nor do I believe that Batman has any interest in what's in the ladies room. He wears spandex underwear, always looks buff, and hangs around with an underage boy. Not once have I ever seen him fart. No real man can go more than a day without letting one go.
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| Thanks for all those links, George! Those CRACKED lists are a lot of fun.
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