You can dance if you want to...

Don · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:47 am Post subject: You can dance if you want to...

We can dance if we want to.
We can leave your friends behind.
Cause' your friend don't dance,
and if they don't dance, well they're
no friends of mine.

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Brent · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:10 am Post subject:

Do the Safety Dance!

/Thanks a lot, Don, for the annoying early 80's synth-pop earworm that I swore I would never allow my ears to hear ever again. Shame!

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Don · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:45 am Post subject:

If it stops the epidemic of kids losing their legs in bicycle collisions then it was worth it. When are they going to require airbags on Schwinns?! Think of the children!

And poor Chuck. If he'd been wearing his helmet, he'd be kicking the winning field goal right now.

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BarrieB · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:13 am Post subject:

Helmets do not protect from stupidity but foil helmets may protect from mind probing by aliens.

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OtagoPaul · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:17 pm Post subject:

To be doubly sure, Barrie wears foil underpants. Two pairs.

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George: Yes.

sd10521 · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:17 pm Post subject:

Don · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:21 pm Post subject:

Is that Jiffy-Pop in your crotch or are you happy to see me?

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BarrieB · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:29 am Post subject:

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