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Greensleeves
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That's a slick pair of tights. I'm really bowled over by the inclusion of not just one, but two inside pockets! I'm lost without an inside pocket.
Those rocket scientists really think of everything.
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Don
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Now that we've got Viagra, there's no need to go down to the gas station to inflate the ELASTIC AIR COMPRESSION CHAMBERS. I've been a space cadet but never a high-altitude jet pilot so I don't what their purpose is.
I'd like to be buried in mine so that when the archeologists dig me up in 1000 years they'll think I was some kind of awesome superhero. Gotta have the sun glasses though. And I don't know what the fuck he's wearing on his feet (they look like badminton shuttlecocks) but you're gonna need cool shoes too. Maybe those Reeboks that you pump up.
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Reggie
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| US Gov't astronaut suit? Try vintage Twilight Zone prop. |
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Greensleeves
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:10 am Post subject: |
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| This suit has UV22 SUPER ENCODING technology written all over it.
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BarrieB
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:11 am Post subject: |
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A space suit at 4% of the original price.
The glasses probably cost more.
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La Piazza Gancio
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:49 am Post subject: |
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A space suit at 4% of the original price.
The glasses probably cost more. |
Not if that suit comes to us from a government contractor!
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BarrieB
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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| I meant that the glasses cost extra & were not included.
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