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Don
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| What's the complaint? that you don't like hanging around with us or that you don't like underwear? I don't like my pals hanging around in my underwear in the middle of the night. During the day I don't care what they do.
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sd10521
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| If you switch to tightie whities you won't have the problem of your friends hanging out so much, at least until the elastic starts to give out...
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OtagoPaul
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| You'll find that paying money to buy really expensive underwear will help a lot. Dirty old y-fronts are no good to anybody, no matter what time of the day or night it is.
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"Hiya boys, mind if I hang out in my underwear?"
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Reggie
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"Sorry Reggie, I dropped the condom."
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BarrieB
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jeremiah
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Don
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Aah! So now we know who was behind the grassy knoll and why Ruby had to kill Oswald to keep him quiet! I'll bet she learned everything she knew from watching The Rifleman!
There's no freakin' way that hat fits her head.
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jeremiah
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and i bet she was pretty good with a gun.
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Don
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| and i bet she was pretty good with a gun. |
That's a terrible thing to say about someone's sweet little grandmama! I'll bet she won't be knitting you any mittens for xmas now.
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jeremiah
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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| i'm a glove man, anyway. i can live without mittens.
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BarrieB
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| Why has she got a tourniquet on her leg? I can't see a wound. Not even a small gash.
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