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BarrieB Rat Bastard
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Don Buzzkill
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:24 am Post subject: |
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What's the complaint? that you don't like hanging around with us or that you don't like underwear? I don't like my pals hanging around in my underwear in the middle of the night. During the day I don't care what they do.
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sd10521 Gadfly
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:45 am Post subject: |
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If you switch to tightie whities you won't have the problem of your friends hanging out so much, at least until the elastic starts to give out...
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OtagoPaul Gadfly
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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You'll find that paying money to buy really expensive underwear will help a lot. Dirty old y-fronts are no good to anybody, no matter what time of the day or night it is.
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Reggie Bastard
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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"Hiya boys, mind if I hang out in my underwear?"
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Reggie Bastard
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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"Sorry Reggie, I dropped the condom."
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BarrieB Rat Bastard
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jeremiah Bastard
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Don Buzzkill
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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Aah! So now we know who was behind the grassy knoll and why Ruby had to kill Oswald to keep him quiet! I'll bet she learned everything she knew from watching The Rifleman!
There's no freakin' way that hat fits her head.
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jeremiah Bastard
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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and i bet she was pretty good with a gun.
jeremiah
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Don Buzzkill
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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jeremiah wrote: |
and i bet she was pretty good with a gun. |
That's a terrible thing to say about someone's sweet little grandmama! I'll bet she won't be knitting you any mittens for xmas now.
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jeremiah Bastard
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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i'm a glove man, anyway. i can live without mittens.
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BarrieB Rat Bastard
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:46 am Post subject: |
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Why has she got a tourniquet on her leg? I can't see a wound. Not even a small gash.
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