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Greensleeves
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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bag Balm isn't just for bovine "Teats and Udders" anymore. Here in the flyover states, old-timers swear by it for dry, chapped hands. It has a medicinal, vaguely "lemony" smell that gets me feeling all nostalgic.

By the way...is it just me, or does that illustration look reminiscent of the style of Robert Crumb?



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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Greensleeves wrote:
By the way...is it just me, or does that illustration look reminiscent of the style of Robert Crumb?

If it is, it was during his 'normal years'. But it would expalin the use of the words "teats" & "Udders".

mmmmm......lemony. Razz


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote




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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was wondering what Jimmy Page was doing lately. Mr. Green


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is Jimmy Page in ZZ Top nowadays?



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BarrieB wrote:
Is Jimmy Page in ZZ Top nowadays?

Judging by what both men(s) are doing now, does it matter? Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Found this in a comic book once....love that line"This is O.J. Simpson coming at you...".

I think that's your cue to run like hell. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Hang Loose...It's The Juice" sounds like a great 1970's pick-up line. i should have thought of that one.

"Juicemobiles"...love it.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"And don't forget kids...if you mess with my girl I'll cut your fuckin' head off. The Juice is loose."



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember the weird "Third Leg" Dingo cowboy boot ads that O.J. did back in the late 70s, too. Does anyone else find these to be a bit suggestive? (And by "suggestive" I mean "promotes the idea that Simpson had a crank big enough to accomodate western footwear.")

You just know this campaign must've boosted the guy's ego into the stratosphere.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

These Dingo ads were all over comics from the same era, too:

Man! Those Dingo Kids were The Shit! I'll bet they got all the fresh, young puss they could handle back in the day.




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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's not forget this holiday classic:




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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, don't forget the craving knife O.J. (shudder).

One of his baked ham restaurants is--or was--close by to where I live. Needless to say, it's seldom visited. Laughing

I've completely forgot about those stupid boots. If you shoe fits.... Rolling Eyes Mr. Green


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote




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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeremiah wrote:

All right, this is too good to pass up.....Gentlemen (with a couple of ladies hiding in the shadows):

Name That Group!!!

(cue game show music.)

How about....

Sarcastro & The Commie Chameleons!!


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