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| What's the problem, the kid had a cape.
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Don
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| And he was walking around in his underwear. Definitely not in violation of the dress code for this kind of activity.
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BarrieB
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| Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:36 am Post subject: |
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| He should have hired Mr's Maus' boyfriend.
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Don
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| Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:19 am Post subject: |
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| I smell a rat in the Maus haus. Tell him to go down the the local university next Friday night. He can have his pick from dozens of men and they'll do it for $250.
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BarrieB
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| Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Don wrote: |
| I smell a rat in the Maus haus. |
Yes, it's a female one.
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| Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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| That smell? He picked the wrong hole ... |
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Sudsman
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| Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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| I'd hit it 72 times.
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BarrieB
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| Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:40 am Post subject: |
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| Do you mean that you'd slap her around?
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| What a pisser. To think that you're badass because you're getting paid to screw the hot chick next door. Then that leads to finding out that the kids aren't yours. Yes. Mrs. Maus has some 'splainin' to do. Then to get sued because you were shooting blanks? He went from being on top to being a bottom pretty fast.
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BarrieB
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 7:01 am Post subject: |
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| Damn the toaster is turned off.
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