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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What this country needs are more Institutional Commodities Services shows. And no, I don't believe for a minute that any of those sluts knows how to play Tequila. I can tell that the one in the back got put in the Convent because she was "wayward".

I don't care who drunk I get, there's no way I'm taking someone home named Sister John. When it comes to trannys, I only bang gears.



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lee Harvey Oswald And The Assassins





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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oooh, I love these guys! I think I saw them on a double bill with Wayne County & the Electric Chairs in 1979 at CBGBs. They blew me away. I knew they would be stars; I could feel it in my gut.



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack Ruby really kills.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote




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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like that one...

It's like the difference between a friend and a true friend.

A friend will help you move, a true friend will help you move a dead body.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeremiah wrote:
Lee Harvey Oswald And The Assassins




Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:05 pm    Post subject: Hole Of Glory Reply with quote




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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would pay to see a photograph of what their groupies look like.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No fucking way!! Laughing



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bass is a naked woman's torso, is it not? They don't look like the type to go in for such things. I have to wonder if he convinced the rest of the family that it's really just a stylized butterfly.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeremiah wrote:
I have to wonder if he convinced the rest of the family that it's really just a stylized butterfly.


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Looks like an R-rated instrument to me, too. Just look a that smug bass player...he has a sinister Jim Jones-ish quality to him. He's obviously the brains of the outfit. The rest of the Hole Family look pretty feeble, so I'd say it was an easy trick persuading them to buy his "butterfly bass" ruse.



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No wonder the bloke at the back has hidden his face behind a sticker.



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BarrieB wrote:
No wonder the bloke at the back has hidden his face behind a sticker.


Yeah, as if standing next to that mannish-looking grandma wasn't bad enough already...



Smart move on his part. Maybe he's the real brains of the outfit, after all.



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote




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